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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}

{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}

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