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{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}
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{"fact":"Kittens remain with their mother till the age of 9 weeks.","length":57}
{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}
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