Phillip Louis Maton III is an American professional baseball pitcher for the St. Louis Cardinals of Major League Baseball (MLB). He has previously played in MLB for the San Diego Padres, Cleveland Indians, Houston Astros, Tampa Bay Rays, and New York Mets.
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William Arthur Goebel was an American football player. He played college football at Yale University and was a consensus selection at the guard position on the 1908 College Football All-America Team.
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