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HMS Brave (J305) was a steam turbine-powered Algerine-class minesweeper during the Second World War.
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The Savages were a garage rock band from Bermuda that were active in the mid-1960s. They are best remembered for their album, Live 'n Wild, which was composed largely of self-penned tunes and recorded in front of a live audience, has been mentioned as a seminal work in the genre, and features the song, \"The World Ain't Round It's Square\". This song has become regarded as a classic 1960s anthem of youthful defiance.
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