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The Golden Gate Open was a professional tennis tournament played on outdoor hard courts. The event held its inaugural edition in August 2023 at the Taube Tennis Center on the campus of Stanford University in Stanford, California. The tournament was on both the ATP and on the WTA Challenger Tour calendars.
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